Well, I hope everyone has been enjoying this nice weather. I could do without this wind today. I wanted to share a joke I got in my email recently. It cracked me up, so I hope it will bring a smile to someone's face :)

A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species
of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to
handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla
available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought
of

Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
responsible for cleaning
the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but
possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Bobby
Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be
willing to mate with
the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have
to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced
that he would
accept their offer, but only under four conditions.

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on
the lips."

The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one
about this."

The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children
raised Southern
Baptist."

Once again it was agreed.

4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to
come up with
the
$500.00